So it’s really hard to narrow down my book boyfriends to just one…
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways:
1) You’re hot.
2) You’re REALLY hot.
3) What was I saying? Sorry, I was distracted by your face.
Listen, buddy. I know you think you’re the hottest thing since sliced bread…and YOU ARE. The whole privateer, secret-prince-trying-to-save-his-country is probably the sexiest thing I’ve ever heard of.
Your charm, your swag, your sarcastic humor…I’m interested in the whole picture. But I know there’s more to you than that. I know you care, so much so that you risk your life every day to do what’s right. Because let’s be real here…your face is great, but it’s your heart that makes you so damn desirable. So in conclusion…