MAD LIBS ARE SO MUCH FUN!
One day, I was swimming with Warner. Out of the blue, a frying pan came out of nowhere! It was so tall, dark and handsome. At first, we were afraid, we were petrified, but we made out. We hopped on cheetahs to make our getaway.
As we escaped, we turned up the radio because Party in the USA came on and made me shimmy. Everything was extremely smooth sailing until a rhinoceros appeared in the middle of the road. We swerved to avoid it, but while Warner stayed on the cheetah, I got thrown onto my side in the woods.
I couldn’t get up, and felt fabulous as I lay there staring up at the trees. What was I going to do? I heard a hiccup among the leaves, and felt frisky. Surely, this was going to be my end. As my eyes fluttered shut, the last thing I saw was a head of purple hair and turquoise eyes.
When I woke up again, I was on a filing cabinet. My body hurt a whole lot less, and I could sit up. There was a ruby and magic lamp in the room, along with potatoes and margaritas. The door suddenly opened to reveal Roar, a concerned look on his face. I blushed and averted my gaze, but he discoed and said, “Don’t be shy. It’s okay.”
He came over to sit by me, and we started talking after I told him my name. We chatted about painting, photography and kickball and realized we had a ton in common! I thought he was dreamy and couldn’t help feeling a little swoony.
Just as he reached out for my hand, the door crashed open and in came Daniel Sheridan. “Don’t let him charm you away, my love!” He yelled, running at Roar. They each had sporks in their hands and began to fight. “Stop!”, I yelled, feeling so elated. They didn’t listen to me. Before I could intervene, Roar fell to the floor and disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
“What was that?” I asked, staring at the empty space. Daniel Sheridan dropped his weapon, and came over to me. “Magic, but you are safe now, sweetcheeks.” He hugged me close, and I suddenly knew that this was the real deal and not just a dream.
Just as It’s All Coming Back To Me Now started playing in my head, I woke up. I cursed my tenacious luck. Why had it only been just a dream?